Tuesday, November 29, 2005

DAYS OF MY LIFE

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:

* Work out Barbie for $19.95
* Shopping Barbie for $19.95
* Beach Barbie for $19.95
* Disco Barbie for $19.95
* Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers :
"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

* Ken's Car,
* Ken's House,
* Ken's Boat,
* Ken's Furniture,
* Ken's Computer and...


* One of Ken's Friends.

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